niggamonkey:

l1-ghts:

rightnowrighhere:

n-1tr0:

f-kes:

mcsuperfag:

anx-i3ty:

callmetassy:

nutellamustache:

wizardcudd:

twistedflaws:

fag-t:

zacefr-n:

hollywoo-d:

exh-le:

n-rd:

vibr8:

Hey, I just met you…

and this is crazy

but here’s my number

so call me maybe.

and all the other boys

try to chase me

swag swag swag on you

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chillin by the fire while we eatin fondue.

i dont know about me but i know about you,

so say hello to falsetto in three two.

swag. I’d like to be everything you want

hey girl, let me talk to you

i almost drowned at the pussy so i swam to the butt

It’s Eastside, we in this bitch

The Itsy Bitsy Spider went up the waterspout.

lions, and tigers, and bears, OH MY.

YEAH I HEARD YOU WERE A WILD ONE

(via p4rtyr0ckers)